Make every day Caturday with Cat Ipsum.
Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth hide at bottom of staircase to trip human and spread kitty litter all over house attack feet, run in circles. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face ears back wide eyed chew foot, so under the bed leave fur on owners clothes. Cough furball have secret plans eat a plant, kill a hand rub face on owner or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day.
Hang in there, babay. This ipsum is waiting for head scritches over at http://www.catipsum.com